OP: I Tried Jelqing for a Month — What Actually Happened (and My Top Picks)

TL;DR: I did the infamous jelqing for 30 days — results may vary, but here’s what I experienced, my favorite picks (both best and worst!), and what you should consider if you’re thinking about diving in!

Hey Reddit! It’s your friendly neighborhood OP here, ready to spill the beans on a little adventure I embarked upon: 30 days of jelqing. Yes, that’s right, the age-old technique that promises gains that may or may not be while you’re busy pretending you’re a lumberjack in your bedroom. I know, I know, it sounds borderline ridiculous (and maybe it is), but boy, did I have some fun and some… interesting experiences!

Let’s back up a bit. It all started on a totally normal Friday night. Picture this: me scrolling through Reddit after an exhausting week, munching on Doritos, when I stumbled upon a thread raving about this technique. If you’re unfamiliar, jelqing involves using your hands to create a sort of milking motion—yeah, you read that right. Just imagine a very, very awkward farm scene. But hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? So I decided to dive headfirst into the world of jelqing.

So what did I expect? Gains? Gains. Gainz? Gainzz! And honestly, a good story to share with my fellow Redditors. I had no clue what was actually going to happen…

Day 1: The Hesitant Start

After watching a few “tutorials” (and wondering why I just didn’t watch cat videos instead), I gathered my courage. With a bit of lube and a slightly nervous chuckle, I started. The first attempt went just about as smoothly as a first date gone wrong — awkward and filled with uncertainty. But lo and behold, I felt… something. A tingle of hope? I kind of felt like I was doing what I was supposed to, though I couldn’t shake the oddness of the entire situation.

Days 2-10: The Routine Forms

Consistency is key! At least that’s what they say, right? I began to get comfortable with the process. Now, I’m not going to lie, there was a level of absurdity in trying to maintain a routine. One time, my roommate walked in at the wrong moment. Let’s just say I got very good at making excuses. But during these first two weeks, something happened: I started to notice slight changes. Maybe it was psychological, or maybe the gains were real? Who knows!

Days 11-20: The “Gains” and the “Pains”

Midway through, things started to get… complicated. While I did notice a little more thickness, I also couldn’t ignore the slight discomfort. Overdoing it seemed to be a pitfall for me. I’d read about “not overdoing it” but you know how it goes — when you’re in it, you’re like a kid in a candy store. However, a brief hiatus from the “milking” section became necessary. Definitely consider your limits!

Days 21-30: The Verdict

In the final stretch, I could hardly believe I’d made it this far. It was a rollercoaster ride of doubt, excitement, and occasional self-reflection in the bathroom mirror. My gains? Hard to say. Maybe they were there, maybe they weren’t. But what I learned was significantly more valuable than physical results. Confidence for days, and a story that’ll keep me chuckling for years.

Top Picks: My Ranking of Jelqing Alternatives

Manual Jelqing
- Pros: Free, customizable, and can be done anywhere.
- Cons: Requires a bit of courage, potential for discomfort if done incorrectly.
Jelqing Devices
- Pros: Less manual effort, may provide more consistent pressure.
- Cons: Can be expensive and might feel awkward to use.
Stretching Techniques
- Pros: Easy to incorporate as a warm-up; promotes flexibility.
- Cons: Less focused on girth/growth.
Pumping Systems
- Pros: Can offer noticeable temporary results.
- Cons: Can be a bit much for beginners and sometimes costly.
Natural Supplements
- Pros: Can be easier to integrate into daily life, no awkward moments!
- Cons: Results can be slow, and not everyone sees a difference.

Top Comments

“Dude, your roommate must have some wild stories. 😂”

“I tried it too! Honestly, I just ended up with sore fingers.”

“Glad you had fun with it! I think I’ll stick to my Cat Videos for now.”

Try This

Get a comfortable lubricant (trust me).
Watch tutorials, but laugh at yourself when you realize how bizarre they are.
Find a discreet time and place — you’ll thank me later!
Keep a journal of your daily experiences and any “gains” or “pains” you notice.
Remember: confidence is the real winner here.

FAQ

Is jelqing safe? Some people find it works for them; others experience discomfort. Always listen to your body!
How often should I jelq? A few times a week can be enough; it’s more about the consistency and technique.
What if I don’t see results? It’s not for everyone! Many factors play a role, so don’t be disheartened.